I saw a squirrel and it was doing like this

The important things in life are the friends you surround yourself with. I made squirrel friends. while i was taking the photo of one of my friends another friend crawled up my back and jumped off my shoulder. It was all very exciting. In other adventures the guy i walked past on the golf course in the morning taught me the valuable lesson of, if at first you slice it into the trees, just pull another ball out and play the shot again. A key thing to remember when walking around London in the rain is that rain is wet. umbrellas are advisable. I did not have an umbrella. It took effort to avoid ducking straight into the pub and spent the day wandering around all touristy like. That was how I met my squirrel friends. You are not meant to feed the pelicans, there is probably a real reason for this but i determined the pelicans are a hated species being pushed to extinction by the english. we must fight for their survival. My tourist adventure took me to and around the palace, where I encountered another individual doing their country so proud. Cars going in and out of the palace with police detail had captured my attention and i was inadvertently in what i guess was someones ideal photo opportunity. although to notify me of this I heard "Oi Mayyyyyte, can you watch out mayyyyyte? cheeeeers mayyyyte." as drawling as an australian could be. I have been since doing everything i can to make sure my accent sounds as kiwi and not australian as possible. apparently there can be confusion. I further walked all over around central london, saw some buildings and things, stopped into the national art gallery. There are some incredible artworks, so the signs say. im not much of an art historian. although the guys walking around that looked like they knew what they were talking about had some cute hangers on. was it because they knew what they were talking about, or because they were talking about art in particular. Im not to flash at either anyway. I did learn the distinction between london and tower bridge though.. london bridge is entirely unimpressive and the americans bought it for some reason, and tower bridge is big and cool looking. so thats how that happened. not long after learning this i drunk incredible amounts of champagne. great times in london.