Wednesday, 14 December 2011

i wonder if people at airports think about things like i think about them

everyone is always in the same position, you thought you were getting on the plane ten minutes ago but now it looks more like 40 minutes more to wait. what do people think about during this time. as a disclaimer im writing what i think. it will not be extremely correct in many circles. but i dont mind because maybe three people might read this any way. and of those 3 two of them will probably give up shortly anyway. so previously i decided that the fatties over on my right are thinking about the meal. or that last bite of their 4th whopper they left on the tray back at BK. they then internally debate if they would have time to go back up the escalator, stop and catch their breath, walk back to burger king, pause while the stitch in their side isnt quite so painful, inhale the remains and then repeat the process on the way back. i think her heart stopped thinking about it. the guy across from me is looking at his son and hoping he grows up to something impressive, so the investment he made getting his wife over here was worth it. no they probably love each very much. i guess there is the general thoughts of why we have to wait longer than we thought, why did they tell us we were boarding so early even though the time they said was so far off what it would be with the flight time, and then what movie will i watch and what have i forgotten. the guy sitting uncomfortably is wondering if everyone elses security check was as thorough as his was. i didnt get the random check, which now makes me insecure, maybe there's something in my teeth? i also dont do grammar and punctuation very well. but sometimes i do. it generally depends on whether my relationships with my shift keys are running smoothly or not. right now we're on the rocks, apparently they found out. im blaming the , key. and will beat it as punishment ,,,,, ,,,, ,,,, ,, sorry you had to witness that, family violence. It's not OK. there's a spell checker but it just highlights what i've done wrong, it doesn't fix them. so guess whats not getting fixed?

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